Chris McLean had already introduced the cast.
Amy (N)
Beth (V)
Brick(N)
Courtney (V)
DJ (V)
Duncan (V)
Geoff (V)
Heather (V)
Izzy (N)
Junior (V)
Kitty (V)
Leonard (N)
Samey (N)
Topher (N)
Tyler (V)
He was letting them wander around and get to know each other.
*Confessional*
Samey: "It's Sammy! Amy's really horrible to me and makes everyone call me Samey!"
Heather: "Hmph, this season should be interesting."
Brick: "Brick McArthur prepared for the competition!"
Geoff: "After winning, I have another shot!"
Kitty: "So, I might be seen as a threat for debuting and making the finale. I need to step my game up and make friends with the newbies!"
*End Confessional*
Kitty, Leonard, Brick and Amy stood around in the forest.
"So, hi guys!" Kitty smiled.
"I am Brick!" Brick introduced himself.
"Oh, why do I care?" Amy scoffed, "oh wait, I don't!"
"No need to be rude," said Brick.
"Who are you anyway?" Kitty asked.
"I'm Amy, the better twin," Amy scoffed, "ew, why are you wearing hand-me-downs?" She pointed at Leonard.
"It's a wizard cloak," Leonard muttered.
"No it's not!" Amy laughed, "you're not even a wizard!"
*Confessional*
Leonard: "I have the magic somewhere inside me!"
Amy: "These people are freaks. How does Chris find these people? There should be a team with all freaks! Samey would be a great addition to it!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Tyler were in a cabin, making out. Topher accidentally walked in on them.
"Sorry!" said Topher.
"Get out!" Courtney shrieked, throwing her pillow at Topher.
*Confessional*
Topher: "That was more than just kissing."
Courtney: "Pig! We were h-"
Chris: "The following confessional was cut off as it was going to scar some children."
*End Confessional*
Beth, Geoff and Kitty sat on the dock.
"So," said Geoff, "I'm sad Bridgette isn't here."
"We could have made a final 4 alliance!" Beth exclaimed.
"A final 3 alliance would be cool!" Kitty squealed.
"I'm in!" Geoff smiled. Beth nodded.
Duncan and Heather were in the mess hall.
"I'm a much bigger villain than you!" Duncan jeered.
"Well," said Heather, "you're not."
"You didn't even make the freaking merge!" Duncan exclaimed, "and I'm not sure an evil person would dye their hair blue!"
"Well, it suits me, unlike your fugly mohawk. You should have dyed it pink."
*Confessional*
Heather: "I will prove I'm a bigger villain."
*End Confessional*
Izzy and Junior sat in the forest.
"So," said Junior, "welcome to Wawa-" Izzy put something in his face and scanned him. On the screen it said 'Mega Baby'.
"Hey!" Junior exclaimed.
"Well," said Izzy, "I'm scanning people for the disease! You don't have it. I need your help to catch the person who has it!"
*Confessional*
Junior: "She's a whole new level of crazy.
*End Confessional*
"Samey, make sure I don't step in poop!" Izzy and Junior heard someone exclaim.
"Well," Samey said, "oh fine!" Izzy ran up to Amy and Samey to scan them.
Samey got: "Cute Coward"
Amy got: "Mega B****"
"What the hell?" Amy exclaimed, "I think your machine got us mixed up!"
"Nope!" Izzy smiled, "you looked like a b**** anyway in all honesty."
*Confessional*
Amy: "We're clearly not going to get along!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers at the elimination ceremony.
"If I call your name, you're on Team 1!" Chris announced, "Amy, Samey, Beth, Geoff and Duncan! Team 2 are Topher, Leonard, Heather, Junior and Kitty. Team 3 consists of Brick, Izzy, Tyler, Courtney and DJ."
*Confessional*
Heather: "Is it just me or are there 2 newbies and 3 veterans on each team? Maybe it was set like this?"
Samey: "I thought the teams would be random! I'm stuck with my sister. Well, at least I have last season's finalists, excluding Kitty."
Duncan: "My team looks like a bunch of weaklings. Well, except Geoff maybe."
Leonard: "I can squeeze some magic into my team!"
Topher: "Why do I have a hobo on my team?"
Izzy: "I need to scan my team for the disease!"
*End Confessional*
"Anyway!" Chris announced, "your first challenge needs one newbie and one veteran from each team! I've already predetermined them!"
It was going to be Amy and Duncan vs Leonard and Junior vs Brick and Tyler.
"Good luck!" Courtney waved to Tyler.
"Really?" Heather muttered, "Leonard?"
"That's the hobo's name?" Topher asked.
"Anyway, they must use these carved heads to make last season's elimination order!" Chris gave each team a box, "your other teammates cannot help you!"
Amy and Duncan were in an area.
"Why does the fat cow have two heads?" Amy gasped in disgust.
"Maybe because Sugar was eliminated twice?" Duncan rolled his eyes, "she returned, remember?"
"Oh, I never paid attention to her first elimination," said Amy.
"So Gwen was first, then Cody-"
Leonard and Junior were in another.
"I think it was Cody, then Sugar, then Gwen?" Junior asked, "oh dammit I wasn't even on the show at the time! That's unfair!"
"Maybe I can use my magic to find out!" Leonard exclaimed.
"But you watched the show, surely you know the elimination order?" Junior exclaimed. Leonard then accidentally knocked the pile over. It was the wrong elimination order so it didn't really matter.
Tyler and Brick were together.
"I believe we can get along," said Brick, "so let's use it to our advantage!"
"Alright!" Tyler said, "I'm so pumped! So all I remember is Gwen, Cody, Sugar, Courtney, Dakota, me and Harold. I also remember Sugar, Beth, Kitty, Geoff and Bridgette being in the final 5."
"Well, I think I can help," said Brick. They proceeded to work together.
"FINISHED!" Junior and Leonard cried. Chris examined it.
"It's the wrong order!" Chris exclaimed, "jeez!"
*Confessional*
Junior: "Dammit, I mixed Heather and Gwen up! Ugh!"
Leonard: "Why is my magic not working?"
*End Confessional*
"Finished!" Tyler and Brick cried. Chris examined their order.
"Team 3 are the first team!" Chris announced!"
*Elimination Ceremony*
Team 1 and Team 2 were both at the elimination ceremony.
"So we have a twist!" Chris announced, "both teams will vote one person off, but only one of them will go home! When both teams vote, the teammates that get the most votes go to the winning team of the challenge! They then vote who they want eliminated! Anyway, Team 1 first. It was down to Samey and Duncan, safe is..."
"Samey!" Samey sighed with relief. Amy was shocked.
"Oh well, they'll keep me anyway," said Duncan.
"On team 2, it was down to Leonard and Topher! Safe is..."
"Topher!"
"WHAT?" Leonard cried, he then tried calling random words that sounded like spells.
*Tiebreaker*
Teams 1 and 2 had left, Team 3 walked in.
"So Team 3, you can vote off Duncan or Leonard!" Chris announced.
After the vote, Chris started reading them.
"By a vote of 5-0, eliminated is..."
"Leonard!" Chris announced. Duncan smirked.
"What?" Leonard babbled more random words.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I hate Duncan, but Leonard is an idiot!"
Kitty: "Thank god it wasn't me on the block!"
Izzy: "Leonard probably had the disease, we will never know!"
*End Confessional*
*Boat of Losers*
All of Leonard's team had come to say goodbye.
"Bye," said Junior, "you're an idiot you know." Leonard then vanished in a puff of smoke. Everyone gasped.
*Confessional*
Heather: "He really was a wizard?"
*End Confessional*
Amy (N)
Beth (V)
Brick(N)
Courtney (V)
DJ (V)
Duncan (V)
Geoff (V)
Heather (V)
Izzy (N)
Junior (V)
Kitty (V)
Leonard (N)
Samey (N)
Topher (N)
Tyler (V)
He was letting them wander around and get to know each other.
*Confessional*
Samey: "It's Sammy! Amy's really horrible to me and makes everyone call me Samey!"
Heather: "Hmph, this season should be interesting."
Brick: "Brick McArthur prepared for the competition!"
Geoff: "After winning, I have another shot!"
Kitty: "So, I might be seen as a threat for debuting and making the finale. I need to step my game up and make friends with the newbies!"
*End Confessional*
Kitty, Leonard, Brick and Amy stood around in the forest.
"So, hi guys!" Kitty smiled.
"I am Brick!" Brick introduced himself.
"Oh, why do I care?" Amy scoffed, "oh wait, I don't!"
"No need to be rude," said Brick.
"Who are you anyway?" Kitty asked.
"I'm Amy, the better twin," Amy scoffed, "ew, why are you wearing hand-me-downs?" She pointed at Leonard.
"It's a wizard cloak," Leonard muttered.
"No it's not!" Amy laughed, "you're not even a wizard!"
*Confessional*
Leonard: "I have the magic somewhere inside me!"
Amy: "These people are freaks. How does Chris find these people? There should be a team with all freaks! Samey would be a great addition to it!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Tyler were in a cabin, making out. Topher accidentally walked in on them.
"Sorry!" said Topher.
"Get out!" Courtney shrieked, throwing her pillow at Topher.
*Confessional*
Topher: "That was more than just kissing."
Courtney: "Pig! We were h-"
Chris: "The following confessional was cut off as it was going to scar some children."
*End Confessional*
Beth, Geoff and Kitty sat on the dock.
"So," said Geoff, "I'm sad Bridgette isn't here."
"We could have made a final 4 alliance!" Beth exclaimed.
"A final 3 alliance would be cool!" Kitty squealed.
"I'm in!" Geoff smiled. Beth nodded.
Duncan and Heather were in the mess hall.
"I'm a much bigger villain than you!" Duncan jeered.
"Well," said Heather, "you're not."
"You didn't even make the freaking merge!" Duncan exclaimed, "and I'm not sure an evil person would dye their hair blue!"
"Well, it suits me, unlike your fugly mohawk. You should have dyed it pink."
*Confessional*
Heather: "I will prove I'm a bigger villain."
*End Confessional*
Izzy and Junior sat in the forest.
"So," said Junior, "welcome to Wawa-" Izzy put something in his face and scanned him. On the screen it said 'Mega Baby'.
"Hey!" Junior exclaimed.
"Well," said Izzy, "I'm scanning people for the disease! You don't have it. I need your help to catch the person who has it!"
*Confessional*
Junior: "She's a whole new level of crazy.
*End Confessional*
"Samey, make sure I don't step in poop!" Izzy and Junior heard someone exclaim.
"Well," Samey said, "oh fine!" Izzy ran up to Amy and Samey to scan them.
Samey got: "Cute Coward"
Amy got: "Mega B****"
"What the hell?" Amy exclaimed, "I think your machine got us mixed up!"
"Nope!" Izzy smiled, "you looked like a b**** anyway in all honesty."
*Confessional*
Amy: "We're clearly not going to get along!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers at the elimination ceremony.
"If I call your name, you're on Team 1!" Chris announced, "Amy, Samey, Beth, Geoff and Duncan! Team 2 are Topher, Leonard, Heather, Junior and Kitty. Team 3 consists of Brick, Izzy, Tyler, Courtney and DJ."
*Confessional*
Heather: "Is it just me or are there 2 newbies and 3 veterans on each team? Maybe it was set like this?"
Samey: "I thought the teams would be random! I'm stuck with my sister. Well, at least I have last season's finalists, excluding Kitty."
Duncan: "My team looks like a bunch of weaklings. Well, except Geoff maybe."
Leonard: "I can squeeze some magic into my team!"
Topher: "Why do I have a hobo on my team?"
Izzy: "I need to scan my team for the disease!"
*End Confessional*
"Anyway!" Chris announced, "your first challenge needs one newbie and one veteran from each team! I've already predetermined them!"
It was going to be Amy and Duncan vs Leonard and Junior vs Brick and Tyler.
"Good luck!" Courtney waved to Tyler.
"Really?" Heather muttered, "Leonard?"
"That's the hobo's name?" Topher asked.
"Anyway, they must use these carved heads to make last season's elimination order!" Chris gave each team a box, "your other teammates cannot help you!"
Amy and Duncan were in an area.
"Why does the fat cow have two heads?" Amy gasped in disgust.
"Maybe because Sugar was eliminated twice?" Duncan rolled his eyes, "she returned, remember?"
"Oh, I never paid attention to her first elimination," said Amy.
"So Gwen was first, then Cody-"
Leonard and Junior were in another.
"I think it was Cody, then Sugar, then Gwen?" Junior asked, "oh dammit I wasn't even on the show at the time! That's unfair!"
"Maybe I can use my magic to find out!" Leonard exclaimed.
"But you watched the show, surely you know the elimination order?" Junior exclaimed. Leonard then accidentally knocked the pile over. It was the wrong elimination order so it didn't really matter.
Tyler and Brick were together.
"I believe we can get along," said Brick, "so let's use it to our advantage!"
"Alright!" Tyler said, "I'm so pumped! So all I remember is Gwen, Cody, Sugar, Courtney, Dakota, me and Harold. I also remember Sugar, Beth, Kitty, Geoff and Bridgette being in the final 5."
"Well, I think I can help," said Brick. They proceeded to work together.
"FINISHED!" Junior and Leonard cried. Chris examined it.
"It's the wrong order!" Chris exclaimed, "jeez!"
*Confessional*
Junior: "Dammit, I mixed Heather and Gwen up! Ugh!"
Leonard: "Why is my magic not working?"
*End Confessional*
"Finished!" Tyler and Brick cried. Chris examined their order.
"Team 3 are the first team!" Chris announced!"
*Elimination Ceremony*
Team 1 and Team 2 were both at the elimination ceremony.
"So we have a twist!" Chris announced, "both teams will vote one person off, but only one of them will go home! When both teams vote, the teammates that get the most votes go to the winning team of the challenge! They then vote who they want eliminated! Anyway, Team 1 first. It was down to Samey and Duncan, safe is..."
"Samey!" Samey sighed with relief. Amy was shocked.
"Oh well, they'll keep me anyway," said Duncan.
"On team 2, it was down to Leonard and Topher! Safe is..."
"Topher!"
"WHAT?" Leonard cried, he then tried calling random words that sounded like spells.
*Tiebreaker*
Teams 1 and 2 had left, Team 3 walked in.
"So Team 3, you can vote off Duncan or Leonard!" Chris announced.
After the vote, Chris started reading them.
"By a vote of 5-0, eliminated is..."
"Leonard!" Chris announced. Duncan smirked.
"What?" Leonard babbled more random words.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I hate Duncan, but Leonard is an idiot!"
Kitty: "Thank god it wasn't me on the block!"
Izzy: "Leonard probably had the disease, we will never know!"
*End Confessional*
*Boat of Losers*
All of Leonard's team had come to say goodbye.
"Bye," said Junior, "you're an idiot you know." Leonard then vanished in a puff of smoke. Everyone gasped.
*Confessional*
Heather: "He really was a wizard?"
*End Confessional*