Chris McLean was on the dock with a gigantic toilet next to it.
"Yo, Chris McLean live at Wawanakwa Island for the last season of Total Drama Camp!" Chris announced, "we're back bringing the 12 most iconic players of Total Drama for one final thrilling season!"
Chef was at the elimination ceremony.
"We've had over 50 contestants competing on this show!" Chef announced, "some of them had friendships, got married, heck some even died."
Back to Chris
"We've got a new co-host with us as well!" Chris announced.
A plane in the sky was hovering. The door opened. Melanie Martinez stood there.
"Hey guys!" Melanie called, "pretty exciting to host an All-Star season!"
Chris: "This is..."
Chef: "...Total..."
Melanie: "...Drama..."
All: "All-Stars!"
The three hosts were on the dock.
"Time to meet the contestants!" Chris announced.
Zoey walked up to the dock.
"Hey guys," Zoey waved, "thanks so much for letting me back to redeem myself!"
"Um, who is she?" Melanie asked.
"Some floater who made it really far on her only season," Chef whispered.
"I won't be floating around this time!" Zoey triumphed.
Zoey left, Andrew walked on the dock.
"Hey last season's winner here!" Andrew exclaimed, "I'll be the first ever two-time winner!"
"I highly doubt that," Melanie muttered.
"Shut u- OMG Melanie Martinez?" Andrew exclaimed.
"Yes it's me," Melanie smiled.
"OMG can I have your aut-" Andrew began.
"Next!" Chris demanded.
Andrew left, Geoff walked on the dock.
"It feels weird to be back after so long," Geoff smiled, "I won my first season then flopped my second one. I want to redeem myself for season 2!"
"Well I hope you do," Melanie smiled.
"Meh," Chef shrugged.
Sky walked up to the dock.
"Hey guys!" Sky waved, "a veteran from the first three seasons is back!"
"Welcome back Sky," said Chris.
"Oh my, you were my idol that season!" Melanie exclaimed.
"Than- MELANIE?" Sky gasped.
Sky left, Devin entered.
"Hey guys," Devin frowned, "I'm only back to make things right with Andrew."
"Aw, you guys are cute!" Melanie exclaimed.
"Oh hey Melanie oh my!" Devin gasped.
"Hey," Melanie smiled.
"Melanie, if one more contestant OMG's you, I'm so gonna slap someone!" Chef boomed.
Harold walked onto the dock.
"Gosh, it's Melanie Martinez!" Harold exclaimed.
*SMACK* Chris fell to the ground.
"WTF Chef!" Melanie exclaimed, "why did you slap him?"
"Dunno," Chef shrugged.
Crimson walked up to the dock.
"Hi," Crimson blinked.
"Hi!" Melanie smiled.
"Oh my god," Crimson said in a blank voice, "Melanie Martinez. I'm so excited."
"You don't sound excited," Chef muttered.
Max walked up as Crimson left.
"This evil genius is going to make it much further!" Max exclaimed, "muahahahaha!"
"Aw, that's so cute!" Melanie exclaimed.
"What?" Max gasped, "it's not cute, it's evil!"
Tyler walked up.
"Hey guys, the contestant who has been in the most seasons is back!" Tyler announced.
"Welcome back Tyler, maybe you'll finally win," Chris rolled his eyes.
"That'd be cool!" Tyler smiled.
Noah walked up to the dock.
"Tell me Dakota isn't returning," Noah scoffed.
Really loud music of "boom b****, get out of the way" started to play and a yacht pulled up to the dock.
"Sup," Dakota smirked, "I hope two time winners are allowed!"
"Dakota, you haven't even won a season," Noah rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, did I ask for your opinion?" Dakota exclaimed, "holy s*** is that Melanie Martinez? Can I have your-"
"No," said Melanie.
A yacht bigger than Dakota's then proceeded to barge to the dock, completely destroying Dakota's. Courtney was on it.
"How the hell did you get a bigger yacht than Dakota?" Chris gasped, his eyes were really wide in shock.
"I sued Blaineley for being biased against me," Courtney smirked, "got all her money."
"If you have money, why did you sign up?" Chef asked.
"Listen up, I have unfinished business on this show!" Courtney hollered, "so I will fight and kill if I must, but I will win!"
"LOL good luck," Melanie muttered.
Chris had the 12 contestants at the campfire.
"Wait, so there's only 12 of us?" Tyler asked.
"Nope," Melanie smiled, "a third team will join us!"
"But for now let's worry about you guys!" Chris continued, "this theme will be Heroes vs Villains. If I call your name you're a villain!"
Noah
Dakota
Max
Crimson
Tyler
Courtney
"Wait, why am I a villain?" Tyler exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, what?" Courtney gasped.
"Of course," Dakota nodded.
"Meh," Crimson blinked.
"This means that Sky, Devin, Andrew, Geoff, Zoey and Harold are heroes!" Melanie announced, "and it's time to meet our newbies!"
Five new contestants and Blaineley walked up.
"Whassup!" a strong male in a pink shirt smiled, "my name is Ryan!"
"Move," a dark haired girl smirked, "Candace is here, worship me as I'm a goddess."
"Hey," a girl smiled, "my name is Chantelle and I hope to make new friends!"
"Hey, I'm Cody," a scrawny boy muttered.
"Dudes, it's me Brody!" Brody smiled, "sup Geoff!"
"Why do I have to be here?" Blaineley exclaimed, "I'm not a newbie!"
"Yes you are, technically," Chris smirked, "technically you are as you never actually competed! You might even win the money Courtney sued off you."
"Ugh!" Blaineley moaned, "I don't want to be here!"
Tyler, Noah and Dakota were in a cabin.
"Hey guys!" said Tyler.
"Don't 'hey guys' me!" Dakota exclaimed, "you're going down."
"Um, excuse me?" Tyler said. Dakota then slapped him.
"Guys stop!" Noah yelled, "just because this is the villains team, there's no need to act like a villain! Can we just focus and get ready for the challenge?"
"Oh fine!" Dakota and Tyler cried.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "What, is everyone here a hero? What fresh hell is this?"
Tyler: "I can't believe Dakota is even here!"
*End Confessional*
Brody and Courtney were in the woods.
"Hey, you're looking good," Courtney smirked.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I'm barfing right now."
Brody: "Courtney is really nice, I dunno why she was considered a villain."
*End Confessional*
"Thanks, you too," Brody smiled.
"Aw thanks!" Courtney smiled, "wanna put laxatives in Dakota's food?"
"Um, no thanks," Brody rolled his eyes.
*Confessional*
Brody: "Now I know why she's a villain..."
Blaineley: "I already hate this show!"
Candace: "I know how I can get further in the game, I perform!"
*End Confessional*
Candace was on the stage and everyone was sitting down.
"Thanks for coming," Candace faked a smile, "you all deserve the right to listen to my singing!" She then began, in the worlds worst voice, to sing "I Will Always Love You".
If I shOULD STayyyyyy
I WOULD only be IN yoUr WAY!
SO I'll gO BUT I knOW
I'LL THink oF YOU EVERy steP Of thE WAY
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, OOOOOO
will alWAYs LovE YOUuuuuu
*The following performance's singing was so horrible, let's just skip to the end*
"Thank you," Candace smiled.
"That was fabulous, you hit all the notes!" Courtney and Dakota cheered.
*Confessional*
Candace: "If I'm still in the comp, which I will be, I'll do more performances!"
Harold: "My ears are still bleeding."
Andrew: "That sounded worse than a whale humping a toad."
Sky: "I think I just aged 20 years listening to that girl singing."
*End Confessional*
Devin and Andrew were on the dock.
"Look, Andrew I'm sorry!" Devin cried, "it happened almost three years ago, please forgive me!"
"Eh, no," said Andrew.
*Confessional*
Devin: "I just wanna make things right..."
Andrew: "I highly doubt he's really sorry. He just wants to be my showmance to make it far again, I wonder how many immunity idols he'll steal. How is he even on the heroes? He and Tyler should swap teams in all honesty."
*End Confessional*
Chantelle, Candace and Brody were in the mess hall eating.
"Hey girls," said Brody.
"No I don't wanna go to prom with you," Candace replied.
"Wasn't asking about a prom?" Brody said, confused, "did you two wanna form an alliance?"
"Sure," Chantelle smiled.
"Meh why not?" Candace muttered.
*Confessional*
Candace: "As soon as we vote someone off, I'm backstabbing them to get them both out. I don't care how nice they are."
Brody: "That went well."
Ryan: "Yea, no. I saw what happened in the mess hall, I ain't stupid."
*End Confessional*
Ryan and Chantelle were outside the mess hall.
"I have a question," said Ryan.
"Feel free to ask me," Chantelle smiled.
"Do you trust Candace?" Ryan asked.
"What?" Chantelle stuttered.
"Do you trust Candace?"
"I'm not gonna lie, cos that's mean. No I don't trust her."
*Confessional*
Ryan: "Thank god."
Chantelle: "She seems to edgy."
*End Confessional*
"Wanna work together to get her out?" Ryan asked.
"Sure," Chantelle smiled, "I don't really want to work with Candace if I'm honest."
"What about me?" Candace asked walking up.
"I don't really want to backstab Candace is what I was telling Ryan," Chantelle lied.
"I was wondering if I could join you guys?" Ryan smiled, clearly lying.
"Get bent!" Candace smirked. Chantelle and Ryan walked off.
*Confessional*
Candace: "They're onto me."
*End Confessional*
Candace stood outside the mess hall. Max then randomly jumped out from nowhere.
"You smell like cinnamon buns," Max smiled.
"Um, thanks?" Candace grimaced.
"Even better than my ex," Max smirked.
"Um..." Candace muttered.
"What conditioner do you use?"
"Why?"
"I might buy you so-"
"F*** off!"
*Confessional*
Candace: "Creep!"
Max: "WHAAAAAAAT?"
*End Confessional*
Tyler, Geoff, Sky and Dakota were in a cabin.
"I know we're on different teams," said Dakota, "but I was wondering if you wanted to align?"
"Why should we trust you?" Sky asked.
"Why are you specifically asking us?" Geoff asked.
"I may be a villain, but I just wanted to win Season 4, you guys understand right?" Dakota explained, "anyway, we're the only veterans from the very first season-"
"Wait, you were in our season?" Geoff asked.
"Weren't you like the first boot who somehow redeemed herself?" Tyler asked.
"No!" Dakota yelled.
"She was an early boot, but got better at this game," Sky smiled calmly, "I think we should form an alliance, us old veterans should stick together."
"Alright," the boys nodded.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "I may actually stay loyal to them, especially in the merge. When we hit the final 8 or so, I'm ditching them."
Tyler: "I don't like Dakota."
Sky: "Man it feels great to be back, although I can tell this season won't be easy."
*End Confessional*
Zoey, Sky, Andrew, Courtney, Dakota, Candace, Chantelle and Brody were outside the door to Melanie's room in a mansion.
"What is it?" Melanie called, as Courtney knocked on the door, "I'm coming!" She opened the door to see the contestants.
"Hi Melanie," Zoey smiled.
"Nice to see some fans," Melanie smiled.
"Can I have you-" Courtney began.
"No," said Melanie.
"Autograph?" Chantelle pushed.
"No," said Melanie.
"Phone number?" Andrew pushed further.
"No," said Melanie.
"Credit card details?" Dakota pushed even further. Everyone glared at her, "what? At least I'm honest."
"No," said Melanie.
"Your nu-" Brody began, "OW! Was that necessary?" Andrew had thumped him on the shoulder for the comment.
"No," said Melanie, "I'm a co-host, if you bother me about autographs or whatever, I may disqualify you." She slammed the door.
*Confessional*
Chantelle: "Melanie is love, Melanie is life!"
Andrew: "When Brody made that sexist comment, OMG."
Brody: "Ow, it still hurts."
Sky: "I'm a big fan of Melanie. #CryBabies."
Melanie: "I appreciate that they like me. I might do autographs at the end of the season, but I'm busy right now with hosting."
*End Confessional*
Noah, Harold and Cody were in the bathroom.
"What is this?" Cody asked, "nerds united?"
"Ha, funny," Noah scoffed sarcastically, "no, can we not use the bathroom in peace?"
"Sorry," Cody muttered.
"Gosh, no wonder you're a villain Noah!" Harold gasped.
"Remind me how you won your season again?" Noah mocked, "hmm, I dunno, can you tell me?"
*Confessional*
Harold: "Gosh, Noah is so mean."
Cody: "Me trying to socialize be like..."
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Why are all of us here?" Candace scoffed.
"Because each team is voting out a member!" Chris announced. Everyone gasped.
"What?" Tyler exclaimed.
"Nooooo!" Dakota cried.
"Gosh!" Harold muttered.
"Ha, SIKE!" Chris yelled, laughing his head off.
"Don't do that again!" Dakota exclaimed, "you scared us."
"Jerk," Blaineley muttered.
"Hush," Chris announced, "I feel that given this is All-Stars, there won't be an elimination!"
"Yes!" everyone cheered.
"However someone is joining the game!" Chris continued.
"WHAT?" Dakota cried, "we've never had people debut or return ever in the history of Total Drama!"
"Dakota, calm down," Melanie said, "this person isn't really All-Stars worthy but she threatened to kill Chris, so please welcome Alaska to the villains team!"
"No," Devin stuttered.
"What," Crimson blinked.
"Hey hoes!" Alaska called, "I'm back!"
"Alaska boo!" Andrew cried, "you're here!"
"Told ya I'd be back!" Alaska blew kisses.
"No!" Crimson said.
"Shut up pasty!" Alaska hissed, "why are you on the villains team?"
"She looks like a villain so she is one!" Chris explained.
"I look like an angel-" Devin, Dakota and Courtney all coughed at this comment "-yet I'm basically Satan's daughter."
"Well Crimson isn't really heroic or villainous, you're straight up villainous," said Chris.
"Meh, as long as I'm back I'm fine," Crimson almost smiled, "I don't want to be on her team."
"If you're going to be sour, I'm gonna get your butt eliminated!" Alaska threatened.
"Alaska, you're blowing up your social game," Melanie muttered, "oh and time's also up for this episode!"
"Yo, Chris McLean live at Wawanakwa Island for the last season of Total Drama Camp!" Chris announced, "we're back bringing the 12 most iconic players of Total Drama for one final thrilling season!"
Chef was at the elimination ceremony.
"We've had over 50 contestants competing on this show!" Chef announced, "some of them had friendships, got married, heck some even died."
Back to Chris
"We've got a new co-host with us as well!" Chris announced.
A plane in the sky was hovering. The door opened. Melanie Martinez stood there.
"Hey guys!" Melanie called, "pretty exciting to host an All-Star season!"
Chris: "This is..."
Chef: "...Total..."
Melanie: "...Drama..."
All: "All-Stars!"
The three hosts were on the dock.
"Time to meet the contestants!" Chris announced.
Zoey walked up to the dock.
"Hey guys," Zoey waved, "thanks so much for letting me back to redeem myself!"
"Um, who is she?" Melanie asked.
"Some floater who made it really far on her only season," Chef whispered.
"I won't be floating around this time!" Zoey triumphed.
Zoey left, Andrew walked on the dock.
"Hey last season's winner here!" Andrew exclaimed, "I'll be the first ever two-time winner!"
"I highly doubt that," Melanie muttered.
"Shut u- OMG Melanie Martinez?" Andrew exclaimed.
"Yes it's me," Melanie smiled.
"OMG can I have your aut-" Andrew began.
"Next!" Chris demanded.
Andrew left, Geoff walked on the dock.
"It feels weird to be back after so long," Geoff smiled, "I won my first season then flopped my second one. I want to redeem myself for season 2!"
"Well I hope you do," Melanie smiled.
"Meh," Chef shrugged.
Sky walked up to the dock.
"Hey guys!" Sky waved, "a veteran from the first three seasons is back!"
"Welcome back Sky," said Chris.
"Oh my, you were my idol that season!" Melanie exclaimed.
"Than- MELANIE?" Sky gasped.
Sky left, Devin entered.
"Hey guys," Devin frowned, "I'm only back to make things right with Andrew."
"Aw, you guys are cute!" Melanie exclaimed.
"Oh hey Melanie oh my!" Devin gasped.
"Hey," Melanie smiled.
"Melanie, if one more contestant OMG's you, I'm so gonna slap someone!" Chef boomed.
Harold walked onto the dock.
"Gosh, it's Melanie Martinez!" Harold exclaimed.
*SMACK* Chris fell to the ground.
"WTF Chef!" Melanie exclaimed, "why did you slap him?"
"Dunno," Chef shrugged.
Crimson walked up to the dock.
"Hi," Crimson blinked.
"Hi!" Melanie smiled.
"Oh my god," Crimson said in a blank voice, "Melanie Martinez. I'm so excited."
"You don't sound excited," Chef muttered.
Max walked up as Crimson left.
"This evil genius is going to make it much further!" Max exclaimed, "muahahahaha!"
"Aw, that's so cute!" Melanie exclaimed.
"What?" Max gasped, "it's not cute, it's evil!"
Tyler walked up.
"Hey guys, the contestant who has been in the most seasons is back!" Tyler announced.
"Welcome back Tyler, maybe you'll finally win," Chris rolled his eyes.
"That'd be cool!" Tyler smiled.
Noah walked up to the dock.
"Tell me Dakota isn't returning," Noah scoffed.
Really loud music of "boom b****, get out of the way" started to play and a yacht pulled up to the dock.
"Sup," Dakota smirked, "I hope two time winners are allowed!"
"Dakota, you haven't even won a season," Noah rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, did I ask for your opinion?" Dakota exclaimed, "holy s*** is that Melanie Martinez? Can I have your-"
"No," said Melanie.
A yacht bigger than Dakota's then proceeded to barge to the dock, completely destroying Dakota's. Courtney was on it.
"How the hell did you get a bigger yacht than Dakota?" Chris gasped, his eyes were really wide in shock.
"I sued Blaineley for being biased against me," Courtney smirked, "got all her money."
"If you have money, why did you sign up?" Chef asked.
"Listen up, I have unfinished business on this show!" Courtney hollered, "so I will fight and kill if I must, but I will win!"
"LOL good luck," Melanie muttered.
Chris had the 12 contestants at the campfire.
"Wait, so there's only 12 of us?" Tyler asked.
"Nope," Melanie smiled, "a third team will join us!"
"But for now let's worry about you guys!" Chris continued, "this theme will be Heroes vs Villains. If I call your name you're a villain!"
Noah
Dakota
Max
Crimson
Tyler
Courtney
"Wait, why am I a villain?" Tyler exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, what?" Courtney gasped.
"Of course," Dakota nodded.
"Meh," Crimson blinked.
"This means that Sky, Devin, Andrew, Geoff, Zoey and Harold are heroes!" Melanie announced, "and it's time to meet our newbies!"
Five new contestants and Blaineley walked up.
"Whassup!" a strong male in a pink shirt smiled, "my name is Ryan!"
"Move," a dark haired girl smirked, "Candace is here, worship me as I'm a goddess."
"Hey," a girl smiled, "my name is Chantelle and I hope to make new friends!"
"Hey, I'm Cody," a scrawny boy muttered.
"Dudes, it's me Brody!" Brody smiled, "sup Geoff!"
"Why do I have to be here?" Blaineley exclaimed, "I'm not a newbie!"
"Yes you are, technically," Chris smirked, "technically you are as you never actually competed! You might even win the money Courtney sued off you."
"Ugh!" Blaineley moaned, "I don't want to be here!"
Tyler, Noah and Dakota were in a cabin.
"Hey guys!" said Tyler.
"Don't 'hey guys' me!" Dakota exclaimed, "you're going down."
"Um, excuse me?" Tyler said. Dakota then slapped him.
"Guys stop!" Noah yelled, "just because this is the villains team, there's no need to act like a villain! Can we just focus and get ready for the challenge?"
"Oh fine!" Dakota and Tyler cried.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "What, is everyone here a hero? What fresh hell is this?"
Tyler: "I can't believe Dakota is even here!"
*End Confessional*
Brody and Courtney were in the woods.
"Hey, you're looking good," Courtney smirked.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I'm barfing right now."
Brody: "Courtney is really nice, I dunno why she was considered a villain."
*End Confessional*
"Thanks, you too," Brody smiled.
"Aw thanks!" Courtney smiled, "wanna put laxatives in Dakota's food?"
"Um, no thanks," Brody rolled his eyes.
*Confessional*
Brody: "Now I know why she's a villain..."
Blaineley: "I already hate this show!"
Candace: "I know how I can get further in the game, I perform!"
*End Confessional*
Candace was on the stage and everyone was sitting down.
"Thanks for coming," Candace faked a smile, "you all deserve the right to listen to my singing!" She then began, in the worlds worst voice, to sing "I Will Always Love You".
If I shOULD STayyyyyy
I WOULD only be IN yoUr WAY!
SO I'll gO BUT I knOW
I'LL THink oF YOU EVERy steP Of thE WAY
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, OOOOOO
will alWAYs LovE YOUuuuuu
*The following performance's singing was so horrible, let's just skip to the end*
"Thank you," Candace smiled.
"That was fabulous, you hit all the notes!" Courtney and Dakota cheered.
*Confessional*
Candace: "If I'm still in the comp, which I will be, I'll do more performances!"
Harold: "My ears are still bleeding."
Andrew: "That sounded worse than a whale humping a toad."
Sky: "I think I just aged 20 years listening to that girl singing."
*End Confessional*
Devin and Andrew were on the dock.
"Look, Andrew I'm sorry!" Devin cried, "it happened almost three years ago, please forgive me!"
"Eh, no," said Andrew.
*Confessional*
Devin: "I just wanna make things right..."
Andrew: "I highly doubt he's really sorry. He just wants to be my showmance to make it far again, I wonder how many immunity idols he'll steal. How is he even on the heroes? He and Tyler should swap teams in all honesty."
*End Confessional*
Chantelle, Candace and Brody were in the mess hall eating.
"Hey girls," said Brody.
"No I don't wanna go to prom with you," Candace replied.
"Wasn't asking about a prom?" Brody said, confused, "did you two wanna form an alliance?"
"Sure," Chantelle smiled.
"Meh why not?" Candace muttered.
*Confessional*
Candace: "As soon as we vote someone off, I'm backstabbing them to get them both out. I don't care how nice they are."
Brody: "That went well."
Ryan: "Yea, no. I saw what happened in the mess hall, I ain't stupid."
*End Confessional*
Ryan and Chantelle were outside the mess hall.
"I have a question," said Ryan.
"Feel free to ask me," Chantelle smiled.
"Do you trust Candace?" Ryan asked.
"What?" Chantelle stuttered.
"Do you trust Candace?"
"I'm not gonna lie, cos that's mean. No I don't trust her."
*Confessional*
Ryan: "Thank god."
Chantelle: "She seems to edgy."
*End Confessional*
"Wanna work together to get her out?" Ryan asked.
"Sure," Chantelle smiled, "I don't really want to work with Candace if I'm honest."
"What about me?" Candace asked walking up.
"I don't really want to backstab Candace is what I was telling Ryan," Chantelle lied.
"I was wondering if I could join you guys?" Ryan smiled, clearly lying.
"Get bent!" Candace smirked. Chantelle and Ryan walked off.
*Confessional*
Candace: "They're onto me."
*End Confessional*
Candace stood outside the mess hall. Max then randomly jumped out from nowhere.
"You smell like cinnamon buns," Max smiled.
"Um, thanks?" Candace grimaced.
"Even better than my ex," Max smirked.
"Um..." Candace muttered.
"What conditioner do you use?"
"Why?"
"I might buy you so-"
"F*** off!"
*Confessional*
Candace: "Creep!"
Max: "WHAAAAAAAT?"
*End Confessional*
Tyler, Geoff, Sky and Dakota were in a cabin.
"I know we're on different teams," said Dakota, "but I was wondering if you wanted to align?"
"Why should we trust you?" Sky asked.
"Why are you specifically asking us?" Geoff asked.
"I may be a villain, but I just wanted to win Season 4, you guys understand right?" Dakota explained, "anyway, we're the only veterans from the very first season-"
"Wait, you were in our season?" Geoff asked.
"Weren't you like the first boot who somehow redeemed herself?" Tyler asked.
"No!" Dakota yelled.
"She was an early boot, but got better at this game," Sky smiled calmly, "I think we should form an alliance, us old veterans should stick together."
"Alright," the boys nodded.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "I may actually stay loyal to them, especially in the merge. When we hit the final 8 or so, I'm ditching them."
Tyler: "I don't like Dakota."
Sky: "Man it feels great to be back, although I can tell this season won't be easy."
*End Confessional*
Zoey, Sky, Andrew, Courtney, Dakota, Candace, Chantelle and Brody were outside the door to Melanie's room in a mansion.
"What is it?" Melanie called, as Courtney knocked on the door, "I'm coming!" She opened the door to see the contestants.
"Hi Melanie," Zoey smiled.
"Nice to see some fans," Melanie smiled.
"Can I have you-" Courtney began.
"No," said Melanie.
"Autograph?" Chantelle pushed.
"No," said Melanie.
"Phone number?" Andrew pushed further.
"No," said Melanie.
"Credit card details?" Dakota pushed even further. Everyone glared at her, "what? At least I'm honest."
"No," said Melanie.
"Your nu-" Brody began, "OW! Was that necessary?" Andrew had thumped him on the shoulder for the comment.
"No," said Melanie, "I'm a co-host, if you bother me about autographs or whatever, I may disqualify you." She slammed the door.
*Confessional*
Chantelle: "Melanie is love, Melanie is life!"
Andrew: "When Brody made that sexist comment, OMG."
Brody: "Ow, it still hurts."
Sky: "I'm a big fan of Melanie. #CryBabies."
Melanie: "I appreciate that they like me. I might do autographs at the end of the season, but I'm busy right now with hosting."
*End Confessional*
Noah, Harold and Cody were in the bathroom.
"What is this?" Cody asked, "nerds united?"
"Ha, funny," Noah scoffed sarcastically, "no, can we not use the bathroom in peace?"
"Sorry," Cody muttered.
"Gosh, no wonder you're a villain Noah!" Harold gasped.
"Remind me how you won your season again?" Noah mocked, "hmm, I dunno, can you tell me?"
*Confessional*
Harold: "Gosh, Noah is so mean."
Cody: "Me trying to socialize be like..."
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Why are all of us here?" Candace scoffed.
"Because each team is voting out a member!" Chris announced. Everyone gasped.
"What?" Tyler exclaimed.
"Nooooo!" Dakota cried.
"Gosh!" Harold muttered.
"Ha, SIKE!" Chris yelled, laughing his head off.
"Don't do that again!" Dakota exclaimed, "you scared us."
"Jerk," Blaineley muttered.
"Hush," Chris announced, "I feel that given this is All-Stars, there won't be an elimination!"
"Yes!" everyone cheered.
"However someone is joining the game!" Chris continued.
"WHAT?" Dakota cried, "we've never had people debut or return ever in the history of Total Drama!"
"Dakota, calm down," Melanie said, "this person isn't really All-Stars worthy but she threatened to kill Chris, so please welcome Alaska to the villains team!"
"No," Devin stuttered.
"What," Crimson blinked.
"Hey hoes!" Alaska called, "I'm back!"
"Alaska boo!" Andrew cried, "you're here!"
"Told ya I'd be back!" Alaska blew kisses.
"No!" Crimson said.
"Shut up pasty!" Alaska hissed, "why are you on the villains team?"
"She looks like a villain so she is one!" Chris explained.
"I look like an angel-" Devin, Dakota and Courtney all coughed at this comment "-yet I'm basically Satan's daughter."
"Well Crimson isn't really heroic or villainous, you're straight up villainous," said Chris.
"Meh, as long as I'm back I'm fine," Crimson almost smiled, "I don't want to be on her team."
"If you're going to be sour, I'm gonna get your butt eliminated!" Alaska threatened.
"Alaska, you're blowing up your social game," Melanie muttered, "oh and time's also up for this episode!"
