Okay. No this was not on purpose. I love my little sister more than I do myself, and I'd never do this even to my sworn enemy.
So, My 9 year old sister, Rosemary, Who I'll refer to as Rose, or R, Asked me to bake her a small cake, since she got an A in math, and was hungry. Me, sucking at cooking, somehow agreed. I got the ingredients.
Canola Oil,
Bowl,
Whisk,
Pan,
Pam,
The mix,
Water,
E g g s.
The eggs is where it went wrong. My dad had went to the store, and I thought he bought new eggs. Being as stupid as I am, I didn't read the container. Little did I know they expired late December early January. SO I proceeded to mix the items, and put it in the oven. I baked it, and it was nice. I made pink icing, and let it sit in the oven till my parents were home, since I was afraid I'd burn myself. When they got home, my mum went and checked the cake and told me,
"Scott, you know those eggs expired December/January, right?" My mum told me.
"WHAT?!" I screamed at my Mum.
"Mum, ROSE ATE SOME OF THE CAKE."
"God, go get her. NOW."
So I ran to her room, she wasn't there.
I heard noises, and I saw her in the bathroom, vomiting.
Ugh, I'm a terrible person I thought.
My brother, AJ was already with her, handing her drink in between spells, and had her against a cushion. AJ is basically a father to her, since my dad is terrible.
I went and got her bed nice, a bin by, fan, plenty of water and crackers, put on Spongebob, her favorite show, and brought her nausea medicine.
I thought it'd help.
It didn't.
At 3am, she got worse. (This is kinda gross, so skip by this next few sentences if stuff like this bothers you)
She had blood in her vomit, Awful, right?
(Kay the gross stuff done.)
She was dehydrated, and messed up.
So, at 4am, we called an uber, and me, AJ, Rose, and my friend Damien were on the way to an ER about 10 miles away. What a great Tuesday night, Right?
No.
So once we got there, she was quickly called back.
They took her vitals, her bp was normal, pulse, etc. But she had a fever of 100.8, That's kinda high for a girl like her. She usually ran kinda low.
So after sitting in that awful small room for like, an hour, she was admitted, and we had to go home. So, we went home, And also, take note we all had finals to do the next morning, slept, and somehow managed to stay awake during the finals. Our teachers understood what happened, and let us have energy drinks with us. (P.S, Thank you Miss Jihnger.)
So, Rose is doing okay, but not very amazing, and she's still in the hospital, Nurses say she'll be let out Saturday, they need to run some tests for Salmonella, and other possible sicknesses.
So, This is one of the many reasons I'm a failure.
Bye.
So, My 9 year old sister, Rosemary, Who I'll refer to as Rose, or R, Asked me to bake her a small cake, since she got an A in math, and was hungry. Me, sucking at cooking, somehow agreed. I got the ingredients.
Canola Oil,
Bowl,
Whisk,
Pan,
Pam,
The mix,
Water,
E g g s.
The eggs is where it went wrong. My dad had went to the store, and I thought he bought new eggs. Being as stupid as I am, I didn't read the container. Little did I know they expired late December early January. SO I proceeded to mix the items, and put it in the oven. I baked it, and it was nice. I made pink icing, and let it sit in the oven till my parents were home, since I was afraid I'd burn myself. When they got home, my mum went and checked the cake and told me,
"Scott, you know those eggs expired December/January, right?" My mum told me.
"WHAT?!" I screamed at my Mum.
"Mum, ROSE ATE SOME OF THE CAKE."
"God, go get her. NOW."
So I ran to her room, she wasn't there.
I heard noises, and I saw her in the bathroom, vomiting.
Ugh, I'm a terrible person I thought.
My brother, AJ was already with her, handing her drink in between spells, and had her against a cushion. AJ is basically a father to her, since my dad is terrible.
I went and got her bed nice, a bin by, fan, plenty of water and crackers, put on Spongebob, her favorite show, and brought her nausea medicine.
I thought it'd help.
It didn't.
At 3am, she got worse. (This is kinda gross, so skip by this next few sentences if stuff like this bothers you)
She had blood in her vomit, Awful, right?
(Kay the gross stuff done.)
She was dehydrated, and messed up.
So, at 4am, we called an uber, and me, AJ, Rose, and my friend Damien were on the way to an ER about 10 miles away. What a great Tuesday night, Right?
No.
So once we got there, she was quickly called back.
They took her vitals, her bp was normal, pulse, etc. But she had a fever of 100.8, That's kinda high for a girl like her. She usually ran kinda low.
So after sitting in that awful small room for like, an hour, she was admitted, and we had to go home. So, we went home, And also, take note we all had finals to do the next morning, slept, and somehow managed to stay awake during the finals. Our teachers understood what happened, and let us have energy drinks with us. (P.S, Thank you Miss Jihnger.)
So, Rose is doing okay, but not very amazing, and she's still in the hospital, Nurses say she'll be let out Saturday, they need to run some tests for Salmonella, and other possible sicknesses.
So, This is one of the many reasons I'm a failure.
Bye.
