Chris McLean stood on the dock of a new island.
"Welcome to KappaCrappa Island!" Chris announced, "here we have eighteen veterans returning for another season of Total Drama. We've brought eighteen of the many forgotten contestants of Total Drama. I've been trying to give people a choice and half the people I wanted this season all said no. *Cough* Gwen *Cough*. Anyway, onto this season. The challenges are a mix between old favorites and original ones. We'll go down one by one until only one contestant remains. In fact, here are our contestants now!" A boat proceeded to board next to the dock. Eighteen old contestants one by one walked out of the boat and onto the dock.
"Welcome contestants!" Chris announced, "happy to be back?"
"Poot Poot!" Beardo smiled.
"No wonder you were a first boot," Eva hissed at Beardo.
"Well, long time since I was last on the show," Bridgette smiled.
"Ugh, I'm still like a third mutant," Dakota rolled her eyes, "if I win, I'm suing you Chris."
"Aw, how nice of you," Chris smirked.
"Your winner is here!" Staci smiled, "did I mention that my great great great great Uncle Aiden's pet goldfish invented winning? Before then, everybody was a loser!"
"Triggered..." Trent muttered.
"Ugh, shut up all of you," Ella scoffed.
"Ella!" Leonard exclaimed, "I thought you were a nice girl!"
"Nice?" Ella snorted, "forget that, look where being nice got me."
"I liked the nice Ella," Rodney sighed.
"Shut it Romeo," Ella scoffed.
"Eeek!" Katie and Sadie squealed.
"Shut up!" Chris yelled, "all of you go make a confessional before you annoy me."
*Confessional*
Katie + Sadie: "Eeek! We're so excited to be here! We're going to win this season together!"
Rodney: "Well, there's a bunch of pretty ladies here..."
Bridgette: "Ella seems very rude and obnoxious. She better not pull a Heather."
B: "..."
Rodney: "Bridgette has a boyfriend, I guess she's off limits."
Beardo: "Poot Poot!"
Staci: "Did I mention that my great great great-"
Beth: "Well, after being second place in Total Drama Action, I was forgotten about. I'm going to try my best in this game and I might win."
Dawn: "There are lots of positive vibes in this cast, except for a few people."
Tyler: "Hey, I'm so glad to be back! Shame Lindsay couldn't be here with me. Oh well, I can win for her."
Staci: "-great great great great-"
Trent: "Well, I'm kinda suffering depression. I'm over Gwen but I'm still depressed, ya know?"
Katie + Sadie: "Aw, it's a shame Justin couldn't be here!"
Ella: "Being nice got my nowhere. I came back hoping to get revenge on Sugar, but she's not here. That cow."
Tyler: "Maybe Beth and I could form an alliance and one of us could win for Lindsay? Nah, I want to be the winner in all honesty."
Geoff: "God it feels weird being back."
Eva: "These annoying girly potty heads are gonna go down! They might as well quit and save themselves the effort! Roar!"
Beardo: "Poot Poot!"
Leonard: "Abracadabra, whallakazamm, big booty galore will get me gold!"
Dakota: "Why did I agree to come back on this stupid show? Ugh."
Geoff: "Well, let's get this party started!"
Staci: "-great great great great-"
Sam: "Alright, I'm back again! Third time's the charm. I was the fourth eliminated in both of my seasons, I better not flop again."
Ella: "Inb4 Beardo is a first boot again."
Bridgette: "Geoff and I love each other very much, but we need to focus on the game."
Ella: "Nobody is stopping me from winning."
Brick: "Brick MacArthur reporting for duty! I'm not letting anyone backstab me this time, I'm in it to win it!"
Leonard: "WOOZAH! MY MAGIC DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE I'M FAKE BUT I'LL PROVE EVERYONE WRONG!"
Staci: "-great great great Grandfather Donald's ex wife's brother's great great great-"
Dawn: "I was a fan of Ella, but now I'm not so sure. Her aura is mixed, she still has good inside her."
Beardo: "Noot Noot! Poot Poot!"
Trent: "Well, I'll just do the best I can!"
Staci: "-great great great great Aunt Kathy's boobies invented the truth. Before then, everyone was a liar!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn, Tyler, Bridgette, Geoff, Beth and Sam were in the woods.
"Thanks for coming," said Dawn, "I wanted to work with you all because you're giving me good vibes."
"Well, you were so robbed in your season," Bridgette nodded, "so I'll work with you."
"Yea, me too," Geoff agreed.
"Sure, it'll get me further in the game," Sam mumbled. Tyler and Beth nodded.
*Confessional*
Dawn: "We're the most positive people in the game, it made sense that they agreed with me."
Sam: "I just don't want to be an early boot again."
Tyler: "Woo, an alliance!"
*End Confessional*
B, Beardo, Katie, Sadie and Leonard were in the mess hall.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!" Leonard exclaimed, "my magic will work one day!"
"Oh my god, they're all annoying," Katie sighed.
"Oh my god, I know right!" Sadie exclaimed, "eeek!"
"Eeek!" Katie eeek'd. "eeek!"
"Shut up!" Leonard yelled.
*Confessional*
Leonard: "These muggles need to shut up if they don't want to be zapped."
B: "..."
*End Confessional*
Ella and Eva were on top of the cliff.
"Hey ugly," Ella snorted.
"Excuse me?" Eva roared.
"You heart me," Ella spat at Eva.
"Roar!" Eva roared. She picked up Ella and-
*Confessional*
Ella: "Damn, that was a long drop."
Eva: "That girl needs to watch her mouth."
Dakota: "If anything good comes out of being mutant, my hair is naturally blue now. Just what I've always wanted."
Trent: "Well, I wonder what the first challenge is. Wait don't we need teams?"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants in the Mess Hall.
"Hello forgotten ones!" Chris announced, "your first challenge will determine the teams! You must race to the campfire, roast a giant marshmallow and eat it. The first nine people are on Team 1 and the last nine people are on Team 2."
"Wait, we get to eat the marshmallows?" Sam's eyes widened, "cool!"
"Um, how big are the marshmallows?" Bridgette squirmed, "because I better not throw up..."
"Relax, they're the size of a rock," Chris smiled.
"Oh thank god," Bridgette muttered.
"And go!" Chris announced. Everyone began to race out.
"Move!" Eva roared, "I'm coming through!"
"Ow you stood on my foot!" Ella hissed.
"Aye aye aye," Tyler muttered.
"Sadie, wait for me!" Katie exclaimed.
Bridgette and Geoff had made it to the campfire first.
"Chris, you said they were the size of rocks," Geoff scoffed.
"Yea, the size of giant rocks," Chris laughed. He gave Bridgette and Geoff a marshmallow each that was the size of Owen's head.
"Ugh," Bridgette moaned, "this will take forever..."
"It's alright, we'll get there," said Geoff.
Beardo and Sadie raced up and grabbed their marshmallows.
"Wait, where's Katie?" Sadie exclaimed.
B, Trent, Dakota, Brick and Beth then raced up to the fire.
"Alright, I made it," Beth panted.
"Well..." Dakota muttered, "looks like lots of people made it..."
"Let's get this over with," Brick grabbed a marshmallow and put it over the fire.
"Done!" Bridgette exclaimed. She then started eating her marshmallow.
"Woo, way to go!" Geoff cheered. He then bit into his.
"Yes!" Beardo exclaimed, he shoved it all down his gob.
*The Challenge Goes On*
"And Katie has finished her marshmallow!" Chris announced, "she's the last member of Team 2!"
"Wait, what?" Sadie exclaimed, "how?"
"Sadie, you left me behind," Katie wailed.
"Oh my, I'm sorry!" Sadie apologized.
"Ugh, shut up," Eva rolled her eyes.
"These are your teams!" Chris announced.
Geoff
Bridgette
Dakota
Brick
B
Beardo
Sadie
Eva
Tyler
Katie
Beth
Dawn
Leonard
Sam
Trent
Ella
Staci
Rodney
"Ugh, we've got annoying Staci," Ella scoffed.
"Oh brother," Dawn shook her head.
"My great great-" Staci began.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"Well, these are your teams," Chris smiled, "so get used to them. You'll be stuck with them for a long time."
*Confessional*
Katie: "Sadie better not make me her enemy. She betrayed me like that."
Geoff: "Woo, I was one of the first to finish!"
B: "..."
Dawn: "My team has too many negative vibes, we need help!"
*End Confessional*
"Welcome to KappaCrappa Island!" Chris announced, "here we have eighteen veterans returning for another season of Total Drama. We've brought eighteen of the many forgotten contestants of Total Drama. I've been trying to give people a choice and half the people I wanted this season all said no. *Cough* Gwen *Cough*. Anyway, onto this season. The challenges are a mix between old favorites and original ones. We'll go down one by one until only one contestant remains. In fact, here are our contestants now!" A boat proceeded to board next to the dock. Eighteen old contestants one by one walked out of the boat and onto the dock.
"Welcome contestants!" Chris announced, "happy to be back?"
"Poot Poot!" Beardo smiled.
"No wonder you were a first boot," Eva hissed at Beardo.
"Well, long time since I was last on the show," Bridgette smiled.
"Ugh, I'm still like a third mutant," Dakota rolled her eyes, "if I win, I'm suing you Chris."
"Aw, how nice of you," Chris smirked.
"Your winner is here!" Staci smiled, "did I mention that my great great great great Uncle Aiden's pet goldfish invented winning? Before then, everybody was a loser!"
"Triggered..." Trent muttered.
"Ugh, shut up all of you," Ella scoffed.
"Ella!" Leonard exclaimed, "I thought you were a nice girl!"
"Nice?" Ella snorted, "forget that, look where being nice got me."
"I liked the nice Ella," Rodney sighed.
"Shut it Romeo," Ella scoffed.
"Eeek!" Katie and Sadie squealed.
"Shut up!" Chris yelled, "all of you go make a confessional before you annoy me."
*Confessional*
Katie + Sadie: "Eeek! We're so excited to be here! We're going to win this season together!"
Rodney: "Well, there's a bunch of pretty ladies here..."
Bridgette: "Ella seems very rude and obnoxious. She better not pull a Heather."
B: "..."
Rodney: "Bridgette has a boyfriend, I guess she's off limits."
Beardo: "Poot Poot!"
Staci: "Did I mention that my great great great-"
Beth: "Well, after being second place in Total Drama Action, I was forgotten about. I'm going to try my best in this game and I might win."
Dawn: "There are lots of positive vibes in this cast, except for a few people."
Tyler: "Hey, I'm so glad to be back! Shame Lindsay couldn't be here with me. Oh well, I can win for her."
Staci: "-great great great great-"
Trent: "Well, I'm kinda suffering depression. I'm over Gwen but I'm still depressed, ya know?"
Katie + Sadie: "Aw, it's a shame Justin couldn't be here!"
Ella: "Being nice got my nowhere. I came back hoping to get revenge on Sugar, but she's not here. That cow."
Tyler: "Maybe Beth and I could form an alliance and one of us could win for Lindsay? Nah, I want to be the winner in all honesty."
Geoff: "God it feels weird being back."
Eva: "These annoying girly potty heads are gonna go down! They might as well quit and save themselves the effort! Roar!"
Beardo: "Poot Poot!"
Leonard: "Abracadabra, whallakazamm, big booty galore will get me gold!"
Dakota: "Why did I agree to come back on this stupid show? Ugh."
Geoff: "Well, let's get this party started!"
Staci: "-great great great great-"
Sam: "Alright, I'm back again! Third time's the charm. I was the fourth eliminated in both of my seasons, I better not flop again."
Ella: "Inb4 Beardo is a first boot again."
Bridgette: "Geoff and I love each other very much, but we need to focus on the game."
Ella: "Nobody is stopping me from winning."
Brick: "Brick MacArthur reporting for duty! I'm not letting anyone backstab me this time, I'm in it to win it!"
Leonard: "WOOZAH! MY MAGIC DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE I'M FAKE BUT I'LL PROVE EVERYONE WRONG!"
Staci: "-great great great Grandfather Donald's ex wife's brother's great great great-"
Dawn: "I was a fan of Ella, but now I'm not so sure. Her aura is mixed, she still has good inside her."
Beardo: "Noot Noot! Poot Poot!"
Trent: "Well, I'll just do the best I can!"
Staci: "-great great great great Aunt Kathy's boobies invented the truth. Before then, everyone was a liar!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn, Tyler, Bridgette, Geoff, Beth and Sam were in the woods.
"Thanks for coming," said Dawn, "I wanted to work with you all because you're giving me good vibes."
"Well, you were so robbed in your season," Bridgette nodded, "so I'll work with you."
"Yea, me too," Geoff agreed.
"Sure, it'll get me further in the game," Sam mumbled. Tyler and Beth nodded.
*Confessional*
Dawn: "We're the most positive people in the game, it made sense that they agreed with me."
Sam: "I just don't want to be an early boot again."
Tyler: "Woo, an alliance!"
*End Confessional*
B, Beardo, Katie, Sadie and Leonard were in the mess hall.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"..." said B.
"Poot Poot!" said Beardo.
"Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!" Leonard exclaimed, "my magic will work one day!"
"Oh my god, they're all annoying," Katie sighed.
"Oh my god, I know right!" Sadie exclaimed, "eeek!"
"Eeek!" Katie eeek'd. "eeek!"
"Shut up!" Leonard yelled.
*Confessional*
Leonard: "These muggles need to shut up if they don't want to be zapped."
B: "..."
*End Confessional*
Ella and Eva were on top of the cliff.
"Hey ugly," Ella snorted.
"Excuse me?" Eva roared.
"You heart me," Ella spat at Eva.
"Roar!" Eva roared. She picked up Ella and-
*Confessional*
Ella: "Damn, that was a long drop."
Eva: "That girl needs to watch her mouth."
Dakota: "If anything good comes out of being mutant, my hair is naturally blue now. Just what I've always wanted."
Trent: "Well, I wonder what the first challenge is. Wait don't we need teams?"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants in the Mess Hall.
"Hello forgotten ones!" Chris announced, "your first challenge will determine the teams! You must race to the campfire, roast a giant marshmallow and eat it. The first nine people are on Team 1 and the last nine people are on Team 2."
"Wait, we get to eat the marshmallows?" Sam's eyes widened, "cool!"
"Um, how big are the marshmallows?" Bridgette squirmed, "because I better not throw up..."
"Relax, they're the size of a rock," Chris smiled.
"Oh thank god," Bridgette muttered.
"And go!" Chris announced. Everyone began to race out.
"Move!" Eva roared, "I'm coming through!"
"Ow you stood on my foot!" Ella hissed.
"Aye aye aye," Tyler muttered.
"Sadie, wait for me!" Katie exclaimed.
Bridgette and Geoff had made it to the campfire first.
"Chris, you said they were the size of rocks," Geoff scoffed.
"Yea, the size of giant rocks," Chris laughed. He gave Bridgette and Geoff a marshmallow each that was the size of Owen's head.
"Ugh," Bridgette moaned, "this will take forever..."
"It's alright, we'll get there," said Geoff.
Beardo and Sadie raced up and grabbed their marshmallows.
"Wait, where's Katie?" Sadie exclaimed.
B, Trent, Dakota, Brick and Beth then raced up to the fire.
"Alright, I made it," Beth panted.
"Well..." Dakota muttered, "looks like lots of people made it..."
"Let's get this over with," Brick grabbed a marshmallow and put it over the fire.
"Done!" Bridgette exclaimed. She then started eating her marshmallow.
"Woo, way to go!" Geoff cheered. He then bit into his.
"Yes!" Beardo exclaimed, he shoved it all down his gob.
*The Challenge Goes On*
"And Katie has finished her marshmallow!" Chris announced, "she's the last member of Team 2!"
"Wait, what?" Sadie exclaimed, "how?"
"Sadie, you left me behind," Katie wailed.
"Oh my, I'm sorry!" Sadie apologized.
"Ugh, shut up," Eva rolled her eyes.
"These are your teams!" Chris announced.
Geoff
Bridgette
Dakota
Brick
B
Beardo
Sadie
Eva
Tyler
Katie
Beth
Dawn
Leonard
Sam
Trent
Ella
Staci
Rodney
"Ugh, we've got annoying Staci," Ella scoffed.
"Oh brother," Dawn shook her head.
"My great great-" Staci began.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"Well, these are your teams," Chris smiled, "so get used to them. You'll be stuck with them for a long time."
*Confessional*
Katie: "Sadie better not make me her enemy. She betrayed me like that."
Geoff: "Woo, I was one of the first to finish!"
B: "..."
Dawn: "My team has too many negative vibes, we need help!"
*End Confessional*
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