SOUND THE PANIC ALARM

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SOUND THE PANIC ALARM!
*WEEOOWEOOOWEEOOO*


HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!
THANKSGIVING DINNER AND THERE ARE 2 ATTRACTIVE BOYS. SAVE MY SOUL FROM SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS!
LEMME BRUK DOWN THE SITUATIONS

1.
Sitting at Thanksgiving Dinner, and These two boys say; "HEY, I WANT TO SIT THERE."
The seat next to me. They argue until I'm forced to move to the center so they can both be next to me. THEN, I'm writing this and one of them asks: "Texting your boyfriend i assume?" and looks very upset. "Don't have one," I reply, then they both look unnaturally happy.

2.
All the kids are in the basement, from 2-13, and The lights are out and the grownups are upstairs, not supervising a pack of wild beasts, plus two attractive boys and a socially awkward female.
We're watching a Christmas movie, (don't know the name or the reason) and they both scoot next to me. One yawns and tries to put there arm around me, but the other flicks his hand away.
After a while, there is a kissing scene and all the kids go 'BLECH! EWWW!", except for these two boys, who smile and say: "I wish i had a girlfriend,"
and both turn and smile.

3.
We're about to go home, I'm going to my Grandmother's house in Harper for Christmas, and they ask: "Where ya going for Christmas?" and I reply, "Harper."
They both grin and say. "Me to!", then I SWEAR I Heard them say something like; "I hope there's mistletoe," When they think I'm out of earshot.


HELP ME!! I'M SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD I MAKE DANISNOTONFIRE LOOK LIKE A PLAYA. HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP (I WROTE THIS ENTIRE THING ON MY PHONE. IT TOOK MAYBE THREE HOURS)
 
ABORT! ABORT! SOCIALLY AWKWARD! INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP NEEDED!
 
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