Rap Battle!

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hhamp1

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Welcome to the MCPZ RAP BATTLE!

Rules: No hurtful remarks.
Copying is lame.
Please use rhymes.
Try to make it go along with the rap before you.

Ill start...

You think you be so cool
Runnin the school
But then I came to town
And ran you down
 
Come on guys! Dont be shy!
 
I am bad at rap
This is already crap
I feel sad
Because This is so bad...
:(
Not sure how this relates to your rap hhamp1 but still...
 
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We're three nice dudes having fun
We've got warm bubble water on our buns
I really wanna win this rap attack
But if I stay too long ill get a pruney back!

This rap may not relate but still pretty cool right?
 
no answer ok so no-one but me is playing this game WEIRD
 
Rap master is back
But he forgot how to tap
 
Your name is hhamp
Just reading that gives me a cramp
Your picture is Link
That will make you sink
The master sword doesn't make you look cool.
If you think it does then you're obviously a fool.

And now I wonder, what else will you conjure?
And I also wonder if it's something I can endure.
Of course I can!
I'm the man with the plan.
Oh, you've got nothing to say?
Well why don't you spit it out today!?

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I win. :D *plays final fantasy victory theme*
 
Yeah. Save rap god for Eminem.
 
I want to post an awesome counter-rap, but I just realized: I can't rap.
 
Dynam_Rezinor
Thinks that he is the Master
Well he is WRONG
Cos ahm approaching, approaching
Faster 'n' faster
I can't really rap
This is more like a fail
OK, quick recap:
To the master ALL HAIL.


(Dynam is the Master...
All hail, all hail.
I can't rap...
Ahm almost ready to bail.
Frankly, this is pretty sad.
Nobody say anything,
I already realize it's bad.)
 
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