I literally made this up on the spot in Creative just now
I just did the pre-chorus and chorus
This is a parody of Mrs. Potato Head
Dogs forever, dogs forever
Doggy soft fur turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only the dog catcher
No one will love you if you're not abandoned
Oh Mrs. Puppy Head tell me, is it true that fur is beauty?
Does a new coat come with a warranty?
Will a pretty coat make it better?
Oh Mr. Puppy Head, tell me
How did you afford her grooming?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her fur don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her fur don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her fur don't stay together
that was fun
I just did the pre-chorus and chorus
This is a parody of Mrs. Potato Head
Dogs forever, dogs forever
Doggy soft fur turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only the dog catcher
No one will love you if you're not abandoned
Oh Mrs. Puppy Head tell me, is it true that fur is beauty?
Does a new coat come with a warranty?
Will a pretty coat make it better?
Oh Mr. Puppy Head, tell me
How did you afford her grooming?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her fur don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her fur don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her fur don't stay together
that was fun
