Make up the death message of the person above you

Le_Kacchan tripped over some tables
 
Valiencian made a post too great for this world and the gay gods had to obliterate her with the rainbow beam of amazingness and love.
 
Christopher Newfield's profile picture ate them
 
Kate got eaten by penguins
 
valiencian had a photography camera fall on her.. yikes.
 
lovsers choked on their guitar.
 
le_kacchan was attacked by a Pokemon
 
Lovsers was attacked by puppies
 
Valiencian caught artists' block and so the art gods gave her ideas, but they sent her too many ideas. This caused Valiencian's mind to explode into an art piece that has been bought by the louver for 2.6 Million Euros.
 
Le_Kacchan just blew up.