Title says it all, NOW DO IT, or else you'll have a bad time friend
I'll start it off
You will have a sans-sational time if you do this <:<
I'll start it off
You will have a sans-sational time if you do this <:<
Make as many bad puns you can
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
My brother truly is a numbSKULL
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
But first, let me take a Skelfie
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture
Papyrus doesn't like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn't have the stomach for it!
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
My brother truly is a numbSKULL
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
But first, let me take a Skelfie
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture
Papyrus doesn't like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn't have the stomach for it!
oh my those puns were certainly fantastic... idek how 2 respond 2 them XDDD
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say heLLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEE.
Why did Drake call you on his cellphone?
Because he wanted to see the hotline bling.
(I realize this one makes no cents.)
What did Drake ask you on the dance floor?
"Can we have one dance?"
Why did the spider get into the computer?
To make a website.
(Lol these are so bad)
To say heLLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEE.
Why did Drake call you on his cellphone?
Because he wanted to see the hotline bling.
(I realize this one makes no cents.)
What did Drake ask you on the dance floor?
"Can we have one dance?"
Why did the spider get into the computer?
To make a website.
(Lol these are so bad)
Q: What did the kid say to his friend that was making too many bird puns?
A: Toucan play at that game!
Q: (This one isn't a pun, it's just a joke) What happens when life gives you melons?
A: You're dyslexic.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get hit and then go to the other side.
A: Toucan play at that game!
Q: (This one isn't a pun, it's just a joke) What happens when life gives you melons?
A: You're dyslexic.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get hit and then go to the other side.
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