Life's mysteries

[Dizzeh]

If you put a werewolf on the moon, what happens?

If you put a hole in a net, you end up with less holes than you begun with.

Why didn't tarzan have a beard?

If you're in a car with the windows rolled down, going at 80mph, if there's a bee flying in the car, is the bee flying at 80mph?

How do mermaids have babies?

Spoons are just mini bowls on the end of sticks.

What happens if Pinocchio says "I'm lying"?

If Voldemort really wanted to kill Harry, why didn't he just throw him out the window?

You are always touching something.

 

[ZeUnlucky]

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[ZeUnlucky]

If youre watching TV, are you watching good art or the real ppl?

 

[HappyCat02]

if pinnochio says "I'm lying" then his nose grows back inside into his brain causing a chemical reaction and therefore, exploding him...

 

[fizz]

if pinnochio says "I'm lying" then his nose grows back inside into his brain causing a chemical reaction and therefore, exploding him...

O.O

 

[HappyCat02]

Spoons are just mini bowls on the end of sticks.

really? I always thought they were mini shovels. I thought that's where the phrase "shovelling it down someones throat" came from

 

[RazorSlytherin]

What comes first the chicken or the egg

 

[AngeryIans]

TBH, you sound like Jaden Smith

 

[CookieOnPartyZone]

I only read the firt word XD

 

[Dizzeh]

What comes first the chicken or the egg

Egg.

Egg laying species lays an egg until the future hatchlings slowly evolve into chickens.

Unless you're talking about chicken eggs, in which the chicken came first otherwise the egg wouldn't have come from a chicken.

 

[RazorSlytherin]

Egg.

Egg laying species lays an egg until the future hatchlings slowly evolve into chickens.

Unless you're talking about chicken eggs, in which the chicken came first otherwise the egg wouldn't have come from a chicken.

You ruined it