I can do this, too.

[SmoochyPit]

Hi- This is SmoochyPit. I've played on this server for a bit, however I haven't been on the forums. So... This is me!

I have no pets.
I have no real life.
I have no friends.

JK! Only one of them is the truth... I have no friends.

JK AGAIN! I don't have any pets. Except myself. I act like an animal.

For reals... I love murder. I love it. That is me. That's it. I just absolutely love murder and I am completely addicted. No more to be said.

 

[Kraetys]

Well I mean, are there people not addicted to murder?
I thought it was like Star Wars, one of those human race things.
But ya welcome to the Den of Insanity.
You can never leave.
Get a pet cat, cats are the best pet.
Unless of course you have the choice of a dragon.
I'm a cat and even I know dragons are cooler.