1.
EVERY TIME YOU USE AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING (POSITIVE ADJECTIVES ONLY!!!!1!!!1!) ADD ONTO THE END OF THAT SENTENCE "ALMOST AS [ADJECTIVE] AS ME"
2.
EVERYTIME YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS
YES YOU HAVE FRIENDS NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN
SAY "WOW I WOULD LOOK GOOD IN YOUR [PIECE OF THEIR CLOTHING]"
3.
WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH A SAD TIME YOU AINT GONNA BE LIKE THOSE AMATEURS AND EAT THAT SNIDY ICE CREAM NAH YOU GONNA GO FULL ON YOU GONNA BE EATING THAT HAAGEN DAZS AND DONT YOU EVEN SWEAT OR CRY CAUSE THAT ICE CREAM BETTER THAN ANY MAN/WOMAN EVER BEEN TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BOMB.
4.
DANCE TO THAT MUSIC LIKE YOU THE ORIGINAL DANCER AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
5.
STARBUCKS? YES PLEASSSEEEE
6.
EVERY TIME YOU USE AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING (POSITIVE ADJECTIVES ONLY!!!!1!!!1!) ADD ONTO THE END OF THAT SENTENCE "ALMOST AS [ADJECTIVE] AS ME"
2.
EVERYTIME YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS
YES YOU HAVE FRIENDS NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN
SAY "WOW I WOULD LOOK GOOD IN YOUR [PIECE OF THEIR CLOTHING]"
3.
WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH A SAD TIME YOU AINT GONNA BE LIKE THOSE AMATEURS AND EAT THAT SNIDY ICE CREAM NAH YOU GONNA GO FULL ON YOU GONNA BE EATING THAT HAAGEN DAZS AND DONT YOU EVEN SWEAT OR CRY CAUSE THAT ICE CREAM BETTER THAN ANY MAN/WOMAN EVER BEEN TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BOMB.
4.
DANCE TO THAT MUSIC LIKE YOU THE ORIGINAL DANCER AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
5.
STARBUCKS? YES PLEASSSEEEE
6.