Now this is the story all about how -fresh prince of bel-air theme plays-.... me and my friend were in French class after school. This happened recently.. litreally today
So me and my friend do a french class after school every Tuesday. And it normally goes like this:
Sit far away from each other, casually laugh at each others stupidity.
Now. Today. Me and my friend sat next to each other. And he was laughing for no reason when i came in. He died practically. So i started drawing. Because why not? And this girl i dont like that much in all honesty comes and Grabs that paper off me because i said, "You are not allowed see it because of donkeys. Alors laissez paysan! And yes. I actually said that. (Alors laissez paysan means: so leave peasant. I think) and just went "She drew a elf! And a girl with animal things and her hair thingy." And walked away. I never got that paper back. No jk, i would murder her in her sleep if she didnt give it back. But what happened was my friend stopped laughing and just went to the girl and said. (Now this guy is really random and he actually does say these things but like... you might not believe it xD) "Honeyyyy get your filthy 2 euro nose job out of her bidness. You hear me love?" (He said something else, other then bidness... cant write it though.) And thennnn the teacher walks in. "Oh sorry love." Our french teacher said. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT! So my friend walks over back to me and gives a grunt. That girl gave my drawing back and we wrote some french verbs. Pretty boring. Then my friend asks this guy near us and asked him. "Why was Bill crying?" (Bill isnt the real name but) and the guy shrugged and told him: "something to do with Nao." (All real names wont be used) i laughed. Nao is a good friend. Then i wondered. What she did. "Oh yeah she rejected that CHICKEN SALSA." My friend screamed. "Omg shut up Jason." I yelled. Soour teacher gives us a dirty look and then my friend whispered: "hes on his...*cant say its in inappropriate* again mom,"
Okay so quick story added right now. One of my classes have a family tree, i am the granny, the queen basically. I have a daughter named Victoria and a son named Jason *aka friend* and i had a child with my sons daughter, i have put up all my other children for adoption, i dropped Jason off a rollercoaster as a baby and Victoria off a tree. I got arrested, put in jail, raised my children in jail. Became lawyer after because i killed the interviewer. Yeah its pretty messed up, and the family has a total of 89 people in it. 76 of them being my son and unders children. And my son had an affair with his sister until gay marrige happened and they had loads of kids. So that was to much information already.
"Jason, we always*inappropriate stuff* you know. So like. Hun. Go to back to my son and law and the guy your cheating on with." And he stared at me. And after our class we played bball... like no one was there. And we went in the school waiting for our parents. And he told me he liked our friend Victoria: i looked up like: "dude, she likes someone else anddd she says a relationship will ruin all three of our 'friendships'..." and i dont like this guy back in that way, i like someone else... *cough* its not that i like this guy okay! She said that and plus... i like a girl atm xD *cough* we left then and i heard him scream: "Chicken is healthy, like slimy cow apples." Yeah... he says things like that. xD but i felt bad for him. Because before i left i heard him say something, i wont repeat it because its actually really private so. Yup. Also he texted me later saying: i like *inappropriate* and i just annoyed you -dab-". So i sent him the whole bee movie script :>
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So me and my friend do a french class after school every Tuesday. And it normally goes like this:
Sit far away from each other, casually laugh at each others stupidity.
Now. Today. Me and my friend sat next to each other. And he was laughing for no reason when i came in. He died practically. So i started drawing. Because why not? And this girl i dont like that much in all honesty comes and Grabs that paper off me because i said, "You are not allowed see it because of donkeys. Alors laissez paysan! And yes. I actually said that. (Alors laissez paysan means: so leave peasant. I think) and just went "She drew a elf! And a girl with animal things and her hair thingy." And walked away. I never got that paper back. No jk, i would murder her in her sleep if she didnt give it back. But what happened was my friend stopped laughing and just went to the girl and said. (Now this guy is really random and he actually does say these things but like... you might not believe it xD) "Honeyyyy get your filthy 2 euro nose job out of her bidness. You hear me love?" (He said something else, other then bidness... cant write it though.) And thennnn the teacher walks in. "Oh sorry love." Our french teacher said. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT! So my friend walks over back to me and gives a grunt. That girl gave my drawing back and we wrote some french verbs. Pretty boring. Then my friend asks this guy near us and asked him. "Why was Bill crying?" (Bill isnt the real name but) and the guy shrugged and told him: "something to do with Nao." (All real names wont be used) i laughed. Nao is a good friend. Then i wondered. What she did. "Oh yeah she rejected that CHICKEN SALSA." My friend screamed. "Omg shut up Jason." I yelled. Soour teacher gives us a dirty look and then my friend whispered: "hes on his...*cant say its in inappropriate* again mom,"
Okay so quick story added right now. One of my classes have a family tree, i am the granny, the queen basically. I have a daughter named Victoria and a son named Jason *aka friend* and i had a child with my sons daughter, i have put up all my other children for adoption, i dropped Jason off a rollercoaster as a baby and Victoria off a tree. I got arrested, put in jail, raised my children in jail. Became lawyer after because i killed the interviewer. Yeah its pretty messed up, and the family has a total of 89 people in it. 76 of them being my son and unders children. And my son had an affair with his sister until gay marrige happened and they had loads of kids. So that was to much information already.
"Jason, we always*inappropriate stuff* you know. So like. Hun. Go to back to my son and law and the guy your cheating on with." And he stared at me. And after our class we played bball... like no one was there. And we went in the school waiting for our parents. And he told me he liked our friend Victoria: i looked up like: "dude, she likes someone else anddd she says a relationship will ruin all three of our 'friendships'..." and i dont like this guy back in that way, i like someone else... *cough* its not that i like this guy okay! She said that and plus... i like a girl atm xD *cough* we left then and i heard him scream: "Chicken is healthy, like slimy cow apples." Yeah... he says things like that. xD but i felt bad for him. Because before i left i heard him say something, i wont repeat it because its actually really private so. Yup. Also he texted me later saying: i like *inappropriate* and i just annoyed you -dab-". So i sent him the whole bee movie script :>
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