April Fools Karaoke Jokes!

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Hello everyone

As you probably know tomorrow is the April fools karaoke. This thread is what the title says, I would like YOU guys to submit bad and funny jokes for me to tell at karaoke. Make sure they're eggs-cellent.

The best joke (selected by me) will also win their name in murder. So good luck everyone!
 
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
 
Woo!

What did they carrot say to the Easter Bunny?
Do you want to grab a bite?
 
What did the easter bunny eat for breakfast?
Nothing, because its dead.
 
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florists and there's a huge flower line there. He waits for a long time but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally the day of prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punch-line.
 
Aluux!.. Just kidding ;p.

One day there were 100 bricks on a plane, one fell off. How many are left? (99).
What are the three steps to put a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3. close the fridge.
What are the 4 steps to put an elephant in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the giraffe 3. put the elephant in 4. close the fridge.
A gorilla threw a birthday party, and every animal came but one, the elephant (because it was in the fridge)
A girl crossed a low bridge over crocodile infested water and fell in, but she didn't die. Why? Because the crocodiles were at the party.
When she got to the other side she died anyway. Why? Because a brick fell from a plane and hit her in the head.
*Bows*
 
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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.
 
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A cat-astrophe

haha im so funny i know :)
 
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One Easter a father was teaching his kid to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks the child exclaims to, “Oh no dad I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” to which his father replied, “It’s okay son – you missed it by a hare.”
 
What did the wave say to the bay?

Nothing.

You though that was gonna be a joke? There’s no joke about our environment.
 
Here's a dad joke for you,

What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty

N~No? Okay then..
( I apologise I felt the need to do that. )
 
Hey did you hear about the race between the hat, faucet and tomato?

Well:The hat was ahead the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
 
Where does the Easter bunnies go when they need a new tail?
To the re-tail store
 
What happened to the Easter bunny at school?
He was eggspelled
 
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all RIGHT now.

HAHA Kill me
 
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