One sunny day in the middle of a peaceful savanna:
Enderman: BUT I WANT TO GET A CAT!
Creeper: No!
Enderman: Why in the square world not?!
Creeper: Cause i have a phobia of cats!
Enderman: Ur not scared of going up to players with full diamond armour anc blowing them into pepperoni...BUT UR SCARED OF A LITTLE DEFENSLESS CAT?!
Creeper: Its called minecraft logic!
Enderman: ...
Creeper: ...
Enderman: can we get a dog then?
Creeper: *sigh*
Enderman: BUT I WANT TO GET A CAT!
Creeper: No!
Enderman: Why in the square world not?!
Creeper: Cause i have a phobia of cats!
Enderman: Ur not scared of going up to players with full diamond armour anc blowing them into pepperoni...BUT UR SCARED OF A LITTLE DEFENSLESS CAT?!
Creeper: Its called minecraft logic!
Enderman: ...
Creeper: ...
Enderman: can we get a dog then?
Creeper: *sigh*
