A Book by YOU

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Mel

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Hey YOU! I have a library on my creative plot and I need book titles, and I want them from the community. It's literally a sign on a bookshelf that would be a title of a book you made up. Leave as many titles you want and I'll put it up. :)

Examples:
Pie Recipes ~Mel
VEGANISM PERKS ~Arujann

BONUS:
Write an actual story to go with the book title. Definitely not required, but I think it would be super awesome if somebody actually did.
 
Yawning by Aiden

exhaling and making noise
i am such a good poem writer boyz
i'm bad at rhyming and at making toys
marshmallow
 
"How To Be Lazy" by Alvin

Go somewhere comfortable and just do nothing and think about nothing, and when you need to do something, either don't do it or do it very, very slowly so you don't waste so much energy
 
Shaving your legs

There was once an elephant that was self cautious about his legs, he thought that they were fat and hairy.
"I'll never get a mate wit these legs" the elephant thought to himself.
The elephant then went on elephant-Amazon and bought the best elephant razor he could find. The next day a monkey came up and threw a razor at the elephant.
Later that night the elephant tried to shave his legs but his trunk could not reach his legs and he also doesn't have thumbs. The elephant learned that he needed to find a way to grow thumbs.

THE END
 
The Dizzeh Girl Who Lost Her Shoe...
*coughs* ahem..

The poor Dizzeh girl
who has lost her shoe
she looked up and down and left and right
she got so fed up so she got a tattoo

a tattoo
of her missing shoe
yep that's true
that is what she do (it rhymess okay?!?)
between me and you
we both love
winnie the pooh
 
How NOT To Be Cool
By Nxiii




*Flips through 20 blank pages*
Be me..
 
You name it - SenpaiAteMe
 
"The best and most interesting story ever"

*takes 1 hour flipping through 1000s of blank pages
 
low quality boot-leg book lmao, by: infamouspup (spookypuppy)

yo, if you had, one chance, would you capture it?, or just let it slip...
yo, his palms are sWEETY, knEEs WEAk aRMs spAGHETTI
on the surfAce he looks mEmED and rEADY~`~~
 
PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY TERES VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY MOMS SPAGHETTI HES NERVOUS BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING WHAT HE WROTE DOWN BUT THE WHOLE CROWD GROWS SO LOUD HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE WORDS DONT COME OUT HE CHOKIN HOW EVERYBODIES JOKIN NOW

ok I forget the next part but I know the rest
i had a rough childhood don't ask how I know most of the words
 
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