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  1. ♥ Aiden ♥

    I just watched a Flocabulary video about the five elements of a story and I feel like Elementary...

    I just watched a Flocabulary video about the five elements of a story and I feel like Elementary just slapped me and stole my ham sandwich.
  2. ♥ Aiden ♥

    Thanks!

    Thanks!
  3. ♥ Aiden ♥

    Once, I texted a random number at 3 in the morning, and the respondent ended up being my friend...

    Once, I texted a random number at 3 in the morning, and the respondent ended up being my friend who claimed they didn't have a phone.
  4. ♥ Aiden ♥

    I got invited to my brother's wedding (who I haven't seen in 6 years), and my immediate reaction...

    I got invited to my brother's wedding (who I haven't seen in 6 years), and my immediate reaction was to stalk his social media. 3 years in.
  5. ♥ Aiden ♥

    I tripped down the stairs holding my phone and for once I was really hoping the "CRACK" I heard...

    I tripped down the stairs holding my phone and for once I was really hoping the "CRACK" I heard was my bones.
  6. ♥ Aiden ♥

    My drawings are like mosquitos. They suck.

    My drawings are like mosquitos. They suck.
  7. ♥ Aiden ♥

    3, 5, 7, 9, my posture messes up my spine! sCoLioSIs

    3, 5, 7, 9, my posture messes up my spine! sCoLioSIs
  8. ♥ Aiden ♥

    2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? PRINCESS ALLURA BC HOLY--

    2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? PRINCESS ALLURA BC HOLY--
  9. ♥ Aiden ♥

    "Oh man, I love cats!" I say as the neighbors cat manages to scratch me and make me sneeze up...

    "Oh man, I love cats!" I say as the neighbors cat manages to scratch me and make me sneeze up 1/3 of my body weight in one fatal meow.
  10. ♥ Aiden ♥

    I have broken so many mirrors I'm pretty sure my bad luck has looped around and is now what...

    I have broken so many mirrors I'm pretty sure my bad luck has looped around and is now what causes me to break so many mirrors.
  11. ♥ Aiden ♥

    Thank you!

    Thank you!
  12. ♥ Aiden ♥

    I wonder if there are alternate realities where our favorite TV show characters are binge...

    I wonder if there are alternate realities where our favorite TV show characters are binge watching season 7, and drawing fanart of our pets.
  13. ♥ Aiden ♥

    What if the wind is just a leaf blower, and we live on, like, a super big leaf.

    What if the wind is just a leaf blower, and we live on, like, a super big leaf.
  14. ♥ Aiden ♥

    Apparently a teenager's leg sells for about $10,000 on the black market and I have no idea what...

    Apparently a teenager's leg sells for about $10,000 on the black market and I have no idea what to do with this information.
  15. ♥ Aiden ♥

    In a perpetual state of givin 'em the ole razzle dazzle

    In a perpetual state of givin 'em the ole razzle dazzle