Basically there are a lot you missed :P Don't worry though! I am impressed you could even come up with those because I for one can't remember any of them except for Grumm and Dinnerbone xD
Alright.
A guy walks up to a police officer and says, "officer there are two girls fighting over me!!!" The officer says, "why is that a bad thing?"
The guy says, "because the ugly one is winning"
I feel like it is unfair and mcpz should add a more rigorous anti-hacking system. But at the same time I feel like the staff have taken care of a lot of the hackers that are around the server.