Okay, basically how this works is:
Someone says a wish, but you have to corrupt it.
e.g.,
Sncwflakes: I wish to have a Dozen doughnuts, here I have this coupon for 3.99
bbri: Sure, but you'll get sick of a sugar overload
or something like that!
So, I'll start us off:
I wish to be luved ;-;