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*Survivor picks up tape that says "Dynam's Diary Entry #52718"* Other Survivor: What is that? Survivor: I don't know. Other Survivor: Well let's hear it then. *Survivor plays tape recorder* --------------- "Log Entry #52718 July 14th 2015. DEEEEEAR Diary. Today we hugged and kissed 25%...

You're not by any chance, a blue jay, are you?

There was no drumroll. Why wasn't their a drumroll before the introduction! This is outrageous! I demand to see your life's manager!

Orange Gullible Blood Baby So I'm an orange crossed with a vampire crossed with Ben 10.

*takes out chainsaw* Dynam: BACK! BACK YOU HEATHENS! Soon-to-be-Dead Survivor: WHAT HAPPENED DYNAM!? Dynam: THEY'VE MIXED MY LITTLE PONY WITH THE JOY VIRUS FROM GUMBALL! LOOK OUT! Now-Doomed Survivor: NOOOAASHFFHGFGJGG!!!!! *Survivor turns into rainbow drooling joy zombie* *happy fun-time...

I've never met an emo as cheerful as you. Except this guy:

W0WcateW0W

IT'S OVER 8162!

@Dogey Looks like you've got competition.

You're Still Alive!

Subway? No wait, that's a fast food restaurant.

/mute B00mBiTeZz ∞

*Chuck Norris-style Roundhouse Kick*

DLL

They said I could be anything. So I became anything.

So what if you made mistakes? You learned from them and that's what matters most.

Nonsense.

If that's your way of seeing it, alright then.

I was talking to Dizzy. :I

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