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That's horrifying!

The only way to stop her is to dump her in holy water in the presence of a good T.V. show, to counteract the trash she's been infected by.

Bad. She runs amok in the dead of night, under the light of a full moon. She terrorizes innocent people, stealing their baked goods. She takes children from their beds, only to leave them in the guest rooms. She climbs down the chimney and leaves horseshoes hanging above the mantle. She's a...

"The Book of Useless Information," Is a great read.

So if I die, it's because a dagger was glared through my chest, and I didn't notice.

My sister and I burst out laughing, my aunt and my mom looked uncomfortable, and I got death glares from every parent in the room.

"What can a police officer use to get your attention?" And with all the memes and internet stigma, I responded without hesitation, in a room full of kids, and mothers. "A gun?"

Your cat is angry you have a mutt in the house. Your dog hears the cat's threats, and is afraid and is turning to you for help.

Wovile is definitely delusional. Cats are cleaner, smarter, and generally less dependent.