PartyZone

Your rabbit likes carrots,
but it doesn't like my parrot?
My parrot is orange and cute,
but your rabbit is small and rude.

You're a pet owner, as am I.
And obviously it's no lie,
our pet's don't get along..
This is why, I've wrote this song!

Your cover is broken
Is that a habit
Why have you spoken
About my pet rabbit

There's too much grey
This isn't a roast
What more can I say
I'm gonna get some toast

Don't talk about broken before looking at your face,
It's an absolute, utter, disgrace.
By the way the last line was a joke,
don't take it seriously please? This friendship isn't broke.

If you don't like my profile cover that's fine,
but there's nothing you can do because it's mine.
If you've got any spare bread, can I have it please?
Oh pretty please, I've fallen on my knees!

I've used all the bread
You'll have to go to the shop
Get up off your knees
Don't run into that cop

We know you like to steal
Just kidding, my friend
Let's go to my house for a meal
It's on this street at the end

Oh, that's great! I could use some food,
It's nice to see you finally not being rude.
But I am afraid that I'm allergic to your house,
because you have that one oversized mouse!

I'd love to stay and chat about our lives,
but I've got to go 'cause I just realised
that I left my cat at home unfed,
and I just really wanna go to bed!
Good bye!

That's a nice story
But you don't have a cat
Wasn't it eaten by Dory
Whilst you were looking for your hat?

Dont insult my mouse like that
I think he's pretty good
Have fun feeding your imaginary cat
Whilst he's playing in the mud

How dare you bring up that unfortunate event,
you know he couldn't resist that scent!
The food you cookin' was just too darn good,
it made him run into the road, and.. you know the rest, bud.

It's ok, I forgive you, you couldn't help yourself..
But let's change the topic, and talk about your WEALTH!
Just kidding, I'm too nice to be mean,
how many real insults have I made, that you've seen?

Exactly, none. And I think we're done,
there's no point continuing this battle, hun
Because I think it's clear to see that I've already won. c:

Excuse me, bro
You can't end it like that
You're just making the rules up as you go
Everyone can see that

I think we both won
So let's leave it at that
It was pretty fun
Now go and look for your cat

(By the way, anyone who reads all of this, we don't actually mean any of it, it's just for fun. xD)

That was great.
*Claps*

*Claps and waits for more...*

*claps*
i can't even think what i will eat tomorrow while people do this
mk