There once was frog,
Named Phantom the dog,
He wasn't actually one,
But people said he was and it could not be undone,
Back to the story, the frog fell in love,
With another frog called Clove,
They had lots of kids,
Because frogs learn to do that from vids,
In the end, they lived happily ever after,
And never left their house in the water!
THE END!
Well that was a terrible failure.