Do Not Laugh Game!!!
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Loved ones don't play minecraft, friends do.
That's the difference, loved ones don't really care too much about you, but friends will
But you still love your loved ones, not your friends right?
Loved ones don't play minecraft, friends do.
That's the difference, loved ones don't really care too much about you, but friends will
But you still love your loved ones, not your friends right?
No laughs
Teacher: Okay, you have ten cakes. A friend asks for three, how many do you have?
Me: Still ten.
Teacher: ... Okay, you have ten cakes, and somebody forcefully takes three, how many do you have?
Me: Ten and a dead body.
Teacher: Okay, you have ten cakes. A friend asks for three, how many do you have?
Me: Still ten.
Teacher: ... Okay, you have ten cakes, and somebody forcefully takes three, how many do you have?
Me: Ten and a dead body.
Alright.
A guy walks up to a police officer and says, "officer there are two girls fighting over me!!!" The officer says, "why is that a bad thing?"
The guy says, "because the ugly one is winning"
A guy walks up to a police officer and says, "officer there are two girls fighting over me!!!" The officer says, "why is that a bad thing?"
The guy says, "because the ugly one is winning"
Technically, the stars are still there, but just hidden by a shielding light, meaning that even though at times a couple's love doesn't show, in the end they will always be there for eachother.
a boy allways sees a unknown man going with his mum into her room when his dad is on work, so he hides in the wardrobe, when his dad suddenly comes home the man that was with his mum went into the wardrobe to hide. the boy sais " its dark in here" "yes", answeres the man. "i want you to buy me new soccer shoes or i will tell my dad what is going on" the boy said and the man quickly said "yes yes but dont tell him". on the next day they met again in the wardrobe "its dark in here" sais the boy, and the man answeres"what do you want this time? .." " a new soccer shirt". next day the same place, the boy sais again "its dark in here" "gosh what do you want this time?!" "i want new soccer trousers". on sunday the father wants to go to a soccer game with his son and realises the new soccer clothes he has, so he asks " where do you got these things from?" "i dont want to tell you" the boy sais. "well ok then ... but you will go to the church and tell the priest about it" so they go to the church and the boy goes to the confessional. after he closed the door he said "its dark in here" "shut up! " the priest answered.
(sorry not the best in telling english jokes
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ps: didnt have to laugh/smile cause of anything thats told in here
(sorry not the best in telling english jokes
)ps: didnt have to laugh/smile cause of anything thats told in here
I think this should be a place where you put jokes, so everyone can get a good laugh
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