I have studied the work of the Illuminati since 1969, and I easily came to the solution that your theory is CORRECT!
I have an Illuminati theory for each Staff member, but counting all of them would be wayy to Long. So here are the Admins.
Gigosaurus - Also known to be part of the Illuminati. People call him #Gigonati. As you can see, his nickname Gigo has 4 Letters. 4 Has a triangle in it. But that's not all evidence I got. G I G O = 4 , 3 Sides of the Triangle + The all-seeing Eye = 4 !
Due to his Ship and his obvious message behind his Name, I can already say, that all Staff are working for the Illuminati.
Adam. Should I really start with him? He has 4 letters aswell, + the capital letter A at the beginning of his Name. Obviously shaped like a Triangle, strange , isn't it?!
Same goes for Jack. But he's...let's say, more Special. The Fourth Letter. K . Can you see it? The FOURTH letter K has 3 TRIANGLES in it.
Hintss is a cow. Cow has 3 Letters. Cows make Moo. Moo has 3 Letters. The Letter M has 3 Triangles in it.
SidebySide. 10 Letters. 10 = T E N = 3 = T H R E E = 5 = F I V E = 4 - 4 has a Triangle in it.
Euthenics. Used to be Pizzabrawler. There were 2 Z's and 1 W. 2+1 = 3. Z has 2 Triangles in it , Zx2 = 4 Triangles. 4 Has a Triangle. W has 3 Triangles.
And then there's Teamplayer. In Team Fortress 2 , 2 Teams are playing. Red and Blue. R E D = 3 , B L U E = 4.
So, there it is. The truth behind PZ's staff members.
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