Wish granted, but your boyfriend is @gigosaurus - I feel sorry for you now.Wish Granted, But you forgot
I wish for a Boyfriend (HA)
Wish granted, but someone else wishes for your infinite wishes.Wish granted, but it's only a small box.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Wish granted, but it was weet-bix with no sugar........... [EW]Wish granted, but you get purified.
I wish to eat some breakfast.